Simon Says


Simon Says

The Walrus

10 Ship Street
Basement Room: JUN 2-3, 5 at 17:30 (60 min) - Paid - Tickets from £5

Simon Says


Simon Says is brought to you from the incredible mind of Simon. Religious leader. Saviour. God. Let him show you the joy he can bring to your lives as we follow four ungrateful followers through this parable of hubris, discontent and ingratitude.

After growing tired of his less than lavish lifestyle, 458 decides to rebel against Simon. Aware he cannot do it alone, he tries to convince his fellow believers, 457, 460 and 461, to join him on his journey to liberation. However, due to their blind loyalty, apathy and stupidity, he struggles to get everyone on the same page. On top of their dysfunction, they keep getting reminded of all the good Simon has done for them and what He saved them from. Who knows how much worse off they would be if left to their own devices?

Will these four succeed in their impetuous tantrum, or will they remember… Simon is the world, and the world is Simon?

A comedy that blends depth and frivolity, 'Simon Says' will make you laugh, rejoice and exclaim “I love you, Simon”.


Beth Vyse [Comedian] : "A laugh out loud show about the unfortunate human condition... a cult show in the making - Literally."

Ticket types this year are Paid, Pay What You Can and Free - this is how it works: Paid: The show is fully ticketed and you pay in advance or on the door; Pay What You Can: You can choose to buy a ticket in advanced to guarantee entry and what to pay over a minimum amount OR turn up at the venue to get in for free in any space that is left; Free: The show is free entry and can be ticketed or unticketed. Watch the show, and the performer will ask for donations at the end for those that would like to contribute.